New Jersey/New York (Part 1)

Ah, New Jersey. My home away from home. Well, really the only place in the world that I truly consider "home". Which is odd, because I spent the first twenty-two years of my life growing up in California. California for god's sake. Everybody's dream destination. Yeah, so being unhappy with constant sunshine and warm days, I moved to New Jersey in 2005. I was just looking for a hard time.

Well, it's been almost four years since I left The Garden State for Sweden, but still New Jersey is my home. At least in my mind. I've never fit in anywhere better than Jersey, with it's loud talkers, quick wits, toilet humor, extraordinary intelligence, and raw energy. Now keep in mind, when I speak of Jersey, I mean the region surrounding New York city. Everything else might as well be Pennsylvania. That's where my Jersey is.

So, I spent a week hanging with friends, drinking too much, and enjoying the hell out of my time. And I took a lot of pictures. Here's a gallery and then I'll cap this part off with a special person I met. Then on to Part 2 :)

Now here's a special somebody I met in the parking lot of CVS in West Orange. I was first struck by his car "design". So I pulled out my camera to take some pics when I heard a voice come from behind, "Pictures are ten bucks!" I turned to see this gentleman walking from CVS, a small bag of things in his hand. "I've only got a fiver!" I jokingly replied. He smiled and said no worries.

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Obviously I had a lot of questions and lucky for me, he was more than happy to answer them all. So I will now try to explain his theory regarding the design of his car:

Essentially, the human consciousness is a computer simulation. An RPG style video game that we are all living in. Using the RPG metaphor, let's say everyone is born at Level 1. You're given a wooden shield and sword, but you soon learn that if you use your sword more and more, it will level up and become more powerful. So using that as an example, he has "leveled up" his vehicle. The modifications apparently allow him to draft off large trucks on the highway. The air from the truck glides through the tubes on top, then the stabilizer (big fan) on the back sucks the air underneath, creating a vacuum effect at the back of the van. This keeps the van safely behind the truck, travelling at full speed, while being in neutral, using absolutely no fuel.

I have no idea if this actually works, but after fifteen minutes of him explaining quantum mechanics and the cult of personality, he agreed to having his photo taken. But only if he could hold his sign. I obliged :)

Part 2 tomorrow!